My Breaking Dawn experience (don’t read if you haven’t seen the movie! *spoiler alert!*)
When the red smoke appeared on the screen:
When Jacob just “had” to rip his shirt off after reading the invitation before running away:
When Edward told Bella about his past:
When Bella had that dream about the wedding:
When Bella was walking down the isle with Charlie:
When Bella and Edward got married:
When Edward brought Bella over to Jacob:
When Bella had her “human minute”
When Edward and Bella were about to have sex:
When Bella woke up and the room was completely destroyed:
When Bella was trying to seduce Edward by trying to be all sexy:
When they were playing chess and the pieces are identical to the ones on the books cover:
When Bella started to throw up:
Because I know exactly what’s coming.
When the housekeeper came in and Edward asked for her help on how to save Bella:
When Jacob comes back to see Bella and he says to Edward “You did this!”:
“No shit Sherlock.”
When Edward told Jacob to kill him if Bella dies:
When Jacob left the pack:
When Edward actually yelled at Bella for being stupid and wanting to save the baby that’s killing her instead of saving herself:
When Bella drank the blood out of the cup:
Me:
Everyone else:
When Edward heard the baby’s thoughts for the first time:
When Jacob tricked the rest of the pack:
When Bella told everyone her choices for the baby’s names:
Everyone else:
Me:
When Bella went into labor:
When Rosalie cut her open and she started screaming:
When Edward delivered the baby:
But then Bella passes out….and everyone is like…
When Edward stabs her in the heart with a syringe filled with his venom:
And I’m just like “Why is it taking the venom so long to spread through her veins?”
When Jacob runs away like a little bitch:
When Edward starts biting Bella everywhere to make the venom spread faster:
When Jacob imprints on Renesmee:
Then……when Bella’s eyes open….and they’re red.
And I’m like:
And the movie ends……….and I’m like 
But then the Volturi pop up and I’m like…..hang on a second…
Then when they kill that girl for spelling Carlisle wrong:
But then he says something like the Cullens have something they want…
And then the movie ends…….
